Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

Dying in an airplane crash is different than dying in an airplane.

One golfer finishes a round and is eager to make another tee-time; another finishes his a round and is eager thank others. (12/31/22)

Seven words overwhelm me; six make me shutter. (12/30/22)

Smiling is different than having fun. (12/29/22)

One golfer sees water and thinks of trouble; another sees water and thinks of the wind. (12/28/22)

One Superintendent kills himself with a gun; another kills himself with an alarm clock. (12/27/22).

Gentlemen and books have this in common: they open doors. (12/26/22)

One man loves his son because he is a good hunter; another loves his son because he is who he is. (12/25/22)

A young Superintendent believes he takes care of the golf course; an experienced one believes he is a child at play. (12/24/22)

A greenkeeper who is trimming creeks hates three kinds of snakes: live snakes, dead snakes, and sticks that look like snakes. (12/23/22)