Monthly Archives: August 2013

Sleet is more original than rain. [8/31/13]

Ryegrass is a relative of corn, but bermudagrass is corn’s zealous brother…this, a man can see for himself. [8/30/13]

Warm morning temperatures and high humidity signal one thing: impending doom. [8/29/13]

An honest answer is like a chip-in that saves par. [8/28/13]

Some trees grow next to cliffs, especially good ones. [8/27/13]

The parade of nature stands and salutes a seasoned Superintendent, and caretaker, as he makes his last rounds on a golf course. [8/26/13]

Nature opposes an arrogant Superintendent who is unyielding in his ways. [8/25/13]

The earth chuckles in joy as an ambitious dreamer accepts his first job as a Golf Course Superintendent. [8/24/13]

Policemen, military officers, doctors, and judges have one thing in common: they all make an agonizing pouty-face when a gardener tells them , “no”. [8/23/13]

One Superintendent curses the wind because it limits his ability to spray pesticides; another praises it because it reduces his need to spray them. [8/22/13]