Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

Fog is like smoke…but easier on the eyes and better to breath. (9/25/20)

It takes a lot of cigarettes to match a forest fire. (9/24/20)

Trucker drivers and greenkeepers have this in common: they are skilled at backing up trailers. (9/23/20)

A young Superintendent plants a seed and hopes it grows; an experienced Superintendent plants a lot of seeds and hopes some of them grow; a fool dumps a whole bag on the ground and expects all of them to grow. (9/22/20)

One Superintendent digs a hole to repair a pipe; another digs a hole to get in touch with the earth. (9/21/20)

A young Superintendent searches for answers in a text book; an experienced one searches for answers that do not yet exist. (9/20/20)

Sometimes, a rough night out leads to a rough morning in. (9/19/20)

Most golfers are not willing to pay the cost of maintaining a golf course. (9/18/20)

A Superintendent cares for a golf course all the days of his life, yet he comprehends nothing of what goes on under the sun. (9/17/20)

Often, a fast roller is a slow roller; less often, a slow roller is a fast roller. (9/16/20)