Monthly Archives: August 2014

Some men imagine they are always right and others believe they are always wrong; both men are difficult to be around, but one is more exhausting than the other. [8/31/14]

Proverbs are like pieces of fudge: a few produce great joy, but many prompt a churning of the stomach.  I say it again, a few proverbs are interesting and thought-provoking, but too many produce irritation and resentment. [8/30/14]

When conditions are ‘bad’, a sadistic and insecure Superintendent asks golfers about course maintenance; when conditions are ‘good’, a prideful and insecure Superintendent asks golfers about course quality. [8/28/14]

A young Superintendent likes what others like; an old one likes what he likes. [8/28/14]

A thriving golf course is full of birds; a prudent Superintendent searches for one with more eagles than vultures. [8/27/14]

Billbugs and bill collectors have one thing in common: deliverers of misery. [8/26/14]  

A temporal Superintendent rules by the power of his fist; an enduring one leads by the benevolence of his heart. [8/25/14]

A Superintendent is like a gopher. [8/24/14]

If Superintendents stopped working when they were tired, they would be gardeners. [8/23/14]

A successful Superintendent treats golfers as masters; a wise one views servants as kings. [8/22/14]