Monthly Archives: March 2013

“A ball washer with two hooks and one towel has too many hooks or not enough towels.” (Jim Key and/or Bill Emerson) [3/21/13]

A politician who is frugal with his own money, will spend the people’s with reckless abandon, but a Superintendent who is frugal with his own money, will be cautious with company money. [3/20/13]

Conditions good enough for yesterday’s professionals, cause today’s youth to whine and wail. [3/19/13]

Successful Superintendents constantly monitor and adjust course conditions; wise golfers learn to enjoy them all. [3/18/13]

A golf course architect without a skilled shaper is like a golfer without a ball. [3/17/13]

A wise Superintendent listens to everyone, but discards the words of a foolish complainer. [3/16/13]

There is more hope for a fool in his folly than a staff member who complains about free golf. [3/15/13]

Most iron-chelates are a waste of money. [3/14/13]

Challenging conditions create abundant conversation, but low scores produce return customers. [3/13/13]

A tree that falls in the forest may, or may not, make noise, but grass always smiles at the tree’s demise. [3/12/13]