Monthly Archives: April 2013

General

The only thing worse than aerifying greens is not aerifying greens. {4/10/13]

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General

Pesticides are hazardous and large equipment unforgiving, but the termination of a staff member requires extreme caution. [4/9/13]

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The Course

Kentucky bluegrass is better than Poa annua, Poa is better than clover, clover is better than dandelion, dandelion is better than soil, soil is better than mud, and mud is better than a desk. [4/8/13]

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General

All words have meaning, but not all speech is meaningful. [4/7/13]

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Science and Agronomy

Some herbicides are selective, but all herbicides affect all plants. [4/6/13]

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General

Shorter mowing heights do not always increase speed, but they always increase stress. [4/5/13]

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Superintendents

Many a Superintendent constructs his own prison; yet, his heart rages against his lack of freedom. [4/4/13]

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General

If you wake-up in a bunker after a night out with the guys, it may be time to consider some counseling. [Dedicated to my friend,’Ed’…at least he was not late for work. 4/3/13]

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General

If you feel uncertain about a man, do not employ him. If you employ him, do not feel uncertain about him. [4/2/13]

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General

At times, it is difficult to watch others play while you work. [4/1/13]

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