Monthly Archives: September 2013

Treat all salesmen with deep respect, one day they may help you find a job. [9/10/13]

When a Superintendent spends more time taking care of the desires of other people’s children than he does the needs of his own, the wild beasts of the earth weep and wail with overwhelming sorrow. [9/9/13]

A Superintendent who plans to take-off holidays is like an NFL coach who hopes to observe the Sabbath. [9/8/13]

Many important things happen during the morning staff meeting, the least significant pertain to job assignments. [9/7/13]

Golf Course Superintendents are highly skilled at practicing futility. [9/6/13]

Superintendents build playgrounds for young children to create dreams and old men to nurture hope; I say it again, Superintendents grow fields for young children to shape dreams and old men to die with friends. [9/5/13]

A good wetting agent does not cure bad drainage. [9/4/13]

Some salts are better than others; a prudent Superintendent applies them with great care. [9/3/13]

A hole in a bucket renders it ineffective for carrying liquid, but a hole in a leaf blade makes it ideal for gathering water. [9/2/13]

A grass-blade that points towards the setting sun is like a putt that breaks up hill.