Four organizations make no sense, and five are difficult to understand:

– The United States Golf Association encourages sustainable playing conditions, yet the turf shutters when their agronomists gather for tournament preparation;
– The Environmental Protection Agency restricts products from highly trained and educated professionals, yet allows the same products to be used by untrained and misinformed homeowners;
– The United States Wildlife Services Department has thousands of volunteer workers, but fails to manage Canada Geese;
– The Professional Golfers Association Tour desires challenging conditions, but demands finely manicured hazards;
– Golf Course Superintendents exhaust themselves to create ideal putting surfaces, but when perfection arrives, they inevitably punch holes and throw sand. [12/26/13]