Monthly Archives: June 2014

Forgetting

A troubled Superintendent lives to forget; a misguided one forgets to live. [6/20/14]

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The Grain

A young Superintendent constantly battles with the grain; an experienced one is the grain. [6/19/14]

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Cowboy

A Golf Course Superintendent is like a cowboy that tames wild horses. [6/18/14]

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Wacky

A young Superintendent is startled by the unusual; an experienced one expects the weird and the wacky. [6/17/14]

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Aquatropic Roots

Roots seek water like tornadoes search for trailer parks. [6/16/14]

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The State of Man

The desires of a Superintendent are pure and magnificent, but the heart of nature is greater than the heart of man. [6/15/14]

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There’s No Place Like Home

A well-manicured golf course brings a Superintendent great satisfaction, but a joyful and content wife brings unadultered jubilation. [6/14/14]

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Like a Fluttering Sparrow

Telling a Superintendent his course feels ‘mushy’ is like telling a wife her butt looks fat. [6/13/14]

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Flushing Toilets

USGA greens are a great mystery: eventually, more water means less water. [6/12/14]

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The Cost of Doing Business

An experienced Superintendent has an old body, but a young heart. [6/11/14]

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