Monthly Archives: August 2014

A misguided organization promotes sustainable conditions by implementing temporary practices; I say it again, the USGA promulgates temporarily sustainable conditions.

Pride is a pair of twin brothers that wage war against the souls of men; one brother exposes himself with constantly flapping lips and the other hides behind the silence of a seething heart. [8/10/14]

No one counts seedheads when a putting green is infested with Poa, but a prudent Superintendent takes an inventory when the population begins to dwindle. [8/9/14]

A root-bound sapling is destined to be a ground-bound tree. [8/8/14]

Some insecticides are like herbicides, but better. [8/7/14]

An ungrateful Superintendent knows only anger and bitterness; a grateful one knows joy and sorrow. [8/6/14]

A fence around a golf course comforts a Superintendent; a fence around the man causes frustration. [8/5/14]

The hearts of Superintendent’s are deep waters, at the deepest depths lie glory and depravity.

When a hopeless Superintendent is crushed by humility, he searches for words but finds none; when a hopeful man is impaled by distress, he searches for words and finds only two, “Please Help.”. [8/3/14]

A Superintendent at a prominent club learns to hide his thoughts, but nature giggles at his nakedness; I say it again, a Superintendent at a prestigious course learns to mask his bitterness, but nature weeps at his hypocrisy. [8/2/14]