Monthly Archives: December 2014

Not Much Better

Better to live with a disgruntled and nagging wife than to maintain a golf course inundated with geese…but not much better. [12/21/14]

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The Ultimate Vaccine

Canada geese are easily deterred, but only one thing has a lasting impact. [12/20/14]

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Flying Plague

Geese are like overgrown mosquitoes with feathers. [12/19/14]

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Flying Scourge

“Geese are rats with wings.” [12/18/14] .

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Dam Cute

A gosling is cute like a hole in a dam is interesting. [12/17/14]

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Managing Land

When a people have a government that lacks authority to govern its land, the land is destined for sorrow and decay; when a people have a government that dictates strategies for managing private land, a people are destined for misery … Continue reading

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The Mystery of Rocks

It takes a mysteriously long time to find a large rock in a small green; better to find it with a cup cutter than an aerifier.  [12/15/14]

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Walls

A young Superintendent climbs over walls; an experienced one tears them down. [12/14/14]

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Consistency

A young Superintendent pleads for nature to be consistent; an old one groans at its consistency. [12/13/14]

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Snow Shackles

Sometimes, shackling a man’s feet will free his mind. [12/12/14]

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