Monthly Archives: May 2020

Asking a Superintendent about green speed the day after aerification is like asking a wife about her weight the day after giving birth. (5/11/20)

A man who works on a golf course will eventually spill some fertilizer: better to spill it in the rough than on a green, bet yet to spill it on a cart path.  (5/10/20)

Sometimes, you do not know until you find out. (5/9/20)

Annual bluegrass is good for two things: attracting geese and scaring away golfers. (5/8/20)  

Sometimes, a crew can take things a little too far: no benches, no rakes, no ball washers, no divot buckets,…no toilet paper? (5/7/20)  

I met a great man who knew nothing of his greatness, which made him all the more great…and wonderful.  (4/30/20)  

A fool who imagines he understands something is fooling himself; a scientist who imagines he understands something is fooling others. (5/5/20)

Many things that are difficult to understand are easy to understand, once you understand them. (5/4/20)

If you do not believe in what you are doing, then stop doing it; if you do not beleive in what you can do, then do something you think you cannot do. (5/3/20)

A fool litters the golf course he is playing; a terrorist drops a cigarette butt and waits for another man to pick it up.  (5/2/20)