Monthly Archives: November 2021

One Superintendent talks and people fall asleep; another talks and people wake up. (11/10/21)

A Superintendent who says he knows the future is like a man who says he understands the past. (11/9/21)

Retrieving a ball from the bottom of a cup is easier than retrieving a ball from the bottom of a pond; retrieving a soul from a day of calamity is easier than retrieving a soul from a decade of misery. … Continue reading →

One Superintendent exchanges dreams for reality; another exchanges reality for dreams. (11/7/21)

One golfer complains about the golf golf course, but knows nothing about golf maintenance; another complains about the Superintendent, but knows not the ground on which he stands. (11/6/21)

One golfer complains about the golf course, but knows nothing about golf maintenance; another complains about the maintenance crew, but knows nothing about them. (11/5/21)

One man works on a golf course; a golf course works on one man. (11/4/21)

A Superintendent who grows bentgrass at his golf course is destined to grow bentgrass at his home; I say it again, a Superintendent who grows bentgrass at his golf course is destined to grow bentgrass everywhere…except where he wants it. … Continue reading →

A young greenkeeper starts a weedeater with his strength; an old one starts a weedeater with his hearing. (11/2/21)

One Superintendent talks to himself because he is a little crazy; another man talks to himself because he has no one to listen. (11/1/21)