Monthly Archives: May 2022

One tongue rattles off lies with great ease; another hides the truth with great difficulty. (5/12/22)

One Superintendent is motivated by success; another is motivated by curiosity. (5/11/22)

A young Superintendent imagines he can hide his pride; an old one is humbled by his nakedness. (5/6/22)

I drove around the golf course and saw centers of the universes moving about, then, I saw a man with his feet firmly planted and knew to call him ‘Nature’. (5/9/22)

Enzymes are like love. (5/7/22)

A young Superintendent develops thresholds for turf pests; an old one develops threshold for societal menaces. (5/6/22)

Everything worth knowing is not known; everything known is not worth knowing. (5/5/22)

One Superintendent maintains a golf course because it is his job; another maintains a golf course because it is beautiful. (5/4/22)

One Superintendent wants to die because he has more things to do than he has time; another wants to die because he has more time than he has things to do. (5/3/22)

One golfer treats woman with contempt; a fool treats his wife like other woman. (5/2/22)