Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

“Geese are rats with wings.” [12/18/14] .

A gosling is cute like a hole in a dam is interesting. [12/17/14]

When a people have a government that lacks authority to govern its land, the land is destined for sorrow and decay; when a people have a government that dictates strategies for managing private land, a people are destined for misery … Continue reading →

It takes a mysteriously long time to find a large rock in a small green; better to find it with a cup cutter than an aerifier.  [12/15/14]

A young Superintendent climbs over walls; an experienced one tears them down. [12/14/14]

A young Superintendent pleads for nature to be consistent; an old one groans at its consistency. [12/13/14]

Sometimes, shackling a man’s feet will free his mind. [12/12/14]

Ideal playing conditions rarely coincide with ideal growing conditions. [12/11/14]

Many self-centered brats enter the game of golf and become giving gentlemen; many giving gentlemen enter the game of golf and become self-centered brats. [12/10/14]

An obligated Superintendent gets lost in the darkness, but the light of desire reveals many hidden paths. [12/9/14]