Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

Like a man who seizes a dog by the ears is a Superintendent who meddles in the affairs of a golfer. [11/23/13]

A Superintendent who is inclined towards perfection is destined for success; one who is obsessed with it is destined for insanity. [11/22/13]

A sluggish economy transforms a Superintendent into a well-paid greenkeeper. [11/21/13]

Life and death have this in common: they know nothing of fairness. [11/20/13]

Like a father who compares one child to another, is a golfer who compares one golf course to another. [11/19/13]

All Superintendents are replaceable; all men are irreplaceably special. [11/18/13]

Poverty promotes generosity; wealth prompts exploitation. [11/17/13]

A Superintendent who can do everything, does nothing; a Superintendent who can do nothing, does everything. [11/16/13]

A Superintendent creates his budget, but the golfers determine profits; a Superintendent makes a budget, but the weather controls cash flow.

A long-sleeve shirt is like a tree that walks; at some point, the shade is cooler than the direct sun. [11/14/13]