Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

A man who labors in the dirt harvests many rewards; the soil is full of medicine. [11/3/13]

A man can respond to an outside stimulus in slightly less than one second; in the same time, a lightening bolt can encircle the earth about six times: plan accordingly. [11/2/13]

A man can respond to an outside stimulus in slightly less than one second; in the same time, a well-struck golf ball can travel about 200 feet: plan accordingly. [11/1/13]

At times, science is woefully unhelpful and scientist are painfully stuck in a quagmire of their own questions. [10/31/13]

Most Superintendents make mistakes because of lack of money; a few make them because of too much money. [10/30/13]

An ocean breeze improves the competence of an educated Superintendent. [10/29/13]

At times, golfers make it difficult to maintain golf courses, and, at times, maintenance workers make it difficult to play golf; undoubtedly, one takes precedence over the other. [10/28/13]

Better to be fired from your job than fired from your marriage; I say it again, a wife is a rare and precious jewel and a family is a treasure of gold. [10/27/13]

All Superintendents have a secret place; each man should make sure his is a good one. [10/26/13]

A fairy is a mischievous, but often benevolent creature; a fairy that leaves a ring on a golf course is a ruthless and diabolical predator that ravages and mocks the will of a Superintendent. [10/25/13]