Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

The EPA does a lot to accomplish a little. [7/25/13]

A troublesome board member finds no pleasure in understanding, but delights in declaring his opinions; with him, use words sparingly. [7/24/13}

Like a bird without wings is a Superintendent without knowledge; like a toddler with a golf club is a young Superintendent with a college degree. [7/23/13]

High quality fence stain cannot cure poor quality irrigation. [7/22/13]

The judgemental find no rest in the innocent. [7/21/13]

Once in his life, an aspiring Superintendent should devote the totality of his being, complete and unadulterated, towards a single, well-defined, endeavor. Until he accomplishes this, he will never realize his full potential. After he does this, he should resume … Continue reading →

Great putting surfaces hide a multitude of course flaws, and meticulous course conditions make mediocre greens great. [7/19/13]

It is difficult to find a Superintendent who earns what he deserves and exceedingly rare to find one who is not perverted by his earnings. [7/18/13]

Golf course architects never design flat greens and great putters always adjust for slope. [7/17/13]

When a generous and kind greenkeeper advances, the crew rejoices; when the selfish and deceitful are promoted, the crew goes into hiding. [7/16/13]