Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

Brown is the new green like death is the new life. [A response to the USGA’s promotion, “Brown is the new green,”…6/14/13]

Only on a golf course can a grown man eat a box lunch with any degree of dignity. [6/13/13]

It is the glory of nature to conceal its ways, and the glory of Superintendents to search them out. [6/12/13]

If a Superintendent knew when the vandals were coming, vandalism would be entertainment. [6/11/13]

It is good for a greenkeeper to believe in a Superintendent; even better for Superintendent to believe in a greenkeeper. [6/10/13]

If you want to know the character of a man, look at the things he values; if you want to know the things he values, look at his friends. [6/9/13]

Fast is smooth, not short. [6/8/13]

A misguided golfer finds anger and frustration; an insightful one finds joy and friends. [6/7/13]

A Superintendent who struggles with early morning hours is like a golf pro who disdains outdoor activity. [6/6/13]

Protective spray gear keeps a pesticide applicator safe, but makes golfers and homeowners sick. [6/5/13]