Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

Aspiring Superintendents choose a profession; experienced Superintendents choose an alternative lifestyle. [4/15/13]

A sudden gain in wealth causes reasonable men to pursue unreasonable activities. [4/14/13]

The shiny new mower delights in cutting the friendly tall grass, but the friendly tall grass chuckles in hiding the angry old stump. (Phil Langdeau, Superintendent) [4/13/13]

A wise Superintendent yields to the power of nature; a misguided one resists and forfeits a portion of his heart. [4/12/13]

It is pleasant when members and guests express appreciation for a Superintendent’s service, but infinitely better when a wife knows a husband’s love. [4/11/13]

The only thing worse than aerifying greens is not aerifying greens. {4/10/13]

Pesticides are hazardous and large equipment unforgiving, but the termination of a staff member requires extreme caution. [4/9/13]

Kentucky bluegrass is better than Poa annua, Poa is better than clover, clover is better than dandelion, dandelion is better than soil, soil is better than mud, and mud is better than a desk. [4/8/13]

All words have meaning, but not all speech is meaningful. [4/7/13]

Some herbicides are selective, but all herbicides affect all plants. [4/6/13]