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Hallowed Grounds

A young Superintendent sacrifices his time to improve his course; an experienced one sacrifices his space to improve his time. (10/13/22)

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Here Comes the Sorrow

One Superintendent learns wisdom by reading books and another learns it by getting fired; I say it again, one Superintendent learns wisdom by reading books and another learns it by getting hit in the head by a golf ball. (10/12/22)

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Look Out

A valuable mechanic is skilled at changing bad to good, but woe to the man who has a talent for changing good to bad. (10/11/22)

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Madness

Often, today’s absurdity is tomorrow’s reality…and this may not be good. (10/10/22)

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Whistle While You Work

One golfer walks on the course and is dismayed by the dew that wets his feet, but fortunate is the man that finds no offense in the breeze. (10/9/22)

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The Lunatic on the Grass

An ambitious Superintendent wakes up in the early part of the morning; an obsessed one wakes up yesterday. (10/8/22)

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Abandon Ship

It takes a lot to make a Superintendent leave his golf course; it takes a lot more to make him abandon it. (10/7/22)

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In the Garden

One Superintendent wants to sleep when his eyes become heavy; another wants to stay in bed when his heart becomes heavy. (10/6/22)

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Relatively Twisted

A golfer who gets mad in playing a game is like a man who finds joy in fighting a war. (10/5/22)

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Twins

One Superintendent finds comfort in lies; another finds comfort in death. (10/4/22)

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