Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

One Superintendent laughs because his crew is funny; another laughs because he wants to survive. (9/22/19)

One Superintendent searches for answers that bring him peace; another searches for answers that bring him truth. (9/21/19)

It is never a good sign when a man shows-up to play golf with athletic cleats…even worse, when it is a staff member.  (9/20/19)

At some point, that which is beautiful resembles that which is fake.  (9/19/19).

One Assistant Superintendent wants to stay at work late and another wants to go home early;  I say it again, it is easier to encourage an Assistant to go home early than it is to goad him to stay late.  (9/18/19)

A Superintendent who has never slept at his course is like a husband who has never slept with his wife; I say it again, an Assistant Superintendent who has never slept at his course is like a husband who has never had a wife.  (9/17/19)

A lazy worker is destined for trouble; a hard worker is guaranteed hard work.  (9/16/19)

Terrible lies are different than terrible truths; terrible truths are different than terrible thoughts. (9/15/19)

One Superintendent is destined to move from course to course; another is content to watch the trees grow tall.  (9/14/19)

A young Superintendents expects to treat others as they deserve; an old Superintendent expects to treat others better than they deserve. (9/13/19)