Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

One golf course collects a fee from the golfers; another taxes its workers. (9/3/22)

One Superintendent hopes to change; another hopes to return. (9/2/22)

A USGA agronomist loves to dry up a course; nature delights in restraining him from his madness. (9/1/22)

Bribery is better than cruelty. (8/31/22)

One greenkeeper enjoys a donut; another enjoys two halves of a donut. (8/30/22)

One Superintendent stacks days; another removes them from his pile. (8/29/22)

A golf course is full of beautiful suffering. (8/28/22)

One Superintendent keeps his sickness to himself; another shares his with others. (8/27/22)

Nothing can be painful. (8/26/22)

I met a man who was friendly, kind, and caring, but his house was full of demons. (8/25/22)