Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

One group schedules a major golf event when the course is at its best; another schedules a major event when the profit is at its best. (8/24/22)

One Superintendent works to be thin; another works to be fat. (8/23/22)

It is difficult to want more than want. (8/22/22)

A sinking head is different than a sinking heart. (8/21/22)

One Superintendent likes to mow grass; another likes to peer into the darkness beyond reason. (8/20/22)

A foolish Superintendent makes fun of a golfer’s swing; an idiot makes fun of his wife’s body. (8/19/22)

Looking dead is different than being dead. (8/18/22)

A golf course is full of T’s. (8/17/22)

A Superintendent who believes he is easy to work with is a Superintendent who works alone; a Superintendent who believes he is easy to live with is a Superintendent who lives alone. (8/16/22)

Storms are always building and floods are always coming. (8/15/22)