Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

One Superintendent goes into the woods to weep and wail; another goes into the woods to accuse it of doing wrong. (7/15/22)

Dreams are emotions with pictures. (7/14/22)

Talking science with a golfer is like talking facts with an activist. (7/13/22)

It is difficult to respect a whiner, but nonetheless, a worthy endeavor. (7/12/22)

One Superintendent want his children to flourish: another wants his to dream, but hopes their dreams do not come true. (7/11/22)

One Superintendent wants to share a sandwich; another wants to share a life; still another, wants to share a heart. (7/10/22)

Most things proceed towards randomness. (7/9/22)

One Superintendent worries about not being productive when he gets old; another worries about everyone under eighty. (7/8/22)

One Superintendent scowls at his wife and she remains steadfast in her love; another screams in her face and she rejoices in who he was meant to be. (7/7/22)

One Superintendent smiles at his wife and she rejoices in his love; another whispers in his wife’s ear and she hears nothing he says. (7/6/22)