Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

Spraying in dew is like painting by numbers. (3/15/17)

A wise Superintendent tempers his anger to avoid a storm; a foolish one stokes his frustration to create an inferno. (3/14/1)

Putting greens and mountains have this in common:they are islands on land. (3/13/17)  [idea from C. Darwin]

A young Superintendent uses the weekend to refresh his body; a wise one uses it to refresh his soul. (3/12/17)

A young superintendent uses the weekend to rest his body; a wise one uses it to rest his wife. (3/11/17)

A young Superintendent longs to practice agronomy; a wise on labors to practice gratitude. (3/10/17)

Sometimes you have to look down to see what is up: and sometimes you have to look under to see what is above. (3/9/17)

Playgrounds are built for people to play; golf courses are built for people to pay. (3/8/17)

A Superintendent who enjoys misery and sorrow moves to the east; one who dreads disease and insects moves to the west…but not too far west. (3/7/17)

One Superintendent is always tired, but has trouble sleeping; another is never tired, but sleeps with ease. (3/6/17)