Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

One Superintendent makes time to relax, but another does not have time to rest; I say it again, one Superintendent makes time to relax, but another does not have time for a heart attack. (5/16/22)

Sometimes, a heaviness comes from an emptiness. (5/15/22)

One Superintendent tries to hide his shortcomings, but drinks his whiskey in the board meeting room; another tries to hide himself, but weeps in the woods. (5/14/22)

It is difficult to mow grass in the snow. (5/13/22)

Almost everyone works in a position that is below their potential. (5/13/22)

One tongue rattles off lies with great ease; another hides the truth with great difficulty. (5/12/22)

One Superintendent is motivated by success; another is motivated by curiosity. (5/11/22)

A young Superintendent imagines he can hide his pride; an old one is humbled by his nakedness. (5/6/22)

I drove around the golf course and saw centers of the universes moving about, then, I saw a man with his feet firmly planted and knew to call him ‘Nature’. (5/9/22)

Enzymes are like love. (5/7/22)