Thoughts From a Foolish Golf Course Superintendent

Every golfer has a shank lurking within. (10/23/22)

One Superintendent asks questions that help others and another asks questions that help others; I say it again, one Superintendent asks questions that help others and another asks questions that hurt himself. (10/22/22)

One greenkeeper loves to work; another hates to rest. (10/21/22)

One Superintendent finds it difficult to believe he is wrong; another finds it difficult to believe he is right. (10/20/22)

One Superintendent believes he is running out of time; another believes he is running out of space. (10/19/22)

One Superintendent gets angry with others; another relinquishes his need to matter. (10/18/22)

One Superintendent hates life because he fears death; another loves life because he hates death. (10/17/22)

I saw a Superintendent driving through his golf course; I looked again, and behold, I saw a lion stalking in the grass. (10/16/22)

The fantasy of a perfect golf course often ruins a great golf course; the fantasy of a perfect round often ruins a day with friends. (10/15/22)

I met a golfer who chided me for working on the Sabbath; seven days later he complained about the bunkers not being raked. (10/14/22)