Some words are unpleasant; certain combinations make a Superintendent tremble and shutter:
— ‘mainline’ and ‘break’,
— ‘greens mower’ and ‘hydraulic leak’,
— ‘spray tank’ and ‘slurry’,
— ‘fertilizer’ and ‘spill’,
— ‘glyphosate’ and ‘mistake’,
— ‘new mower’ and ‘pond’,
— ‘overseed’ and ‘thunder storm’,
— ‘melting snow’ and ‘putrid odor’,
— ‘putting green’ and ‘cottony substance’,
— ‘spend less’ and ‘do more’,
— ‘different’ and ‘direction’. [4/20/13]