Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

Nature opposes an arrogant Superintendent who is unyielding in his ways. [8/25/13]

The earth chuckles in joy as an ambitious dreamer accepts his first job as a Golf Course Superintendent. [8/24/13]

Policemen, military officers, doctors, and judges have one thing in common: they all make an agonizing pouty-face when a gardener tells them , “no”. [8/23/13]

One Superintendent curses the wind because it limits his ability to spray pesticides; another praises it because it reduces his need to spray them. [8/22/13]

A river offers soothing peace and comfort, yet it destroys with sudden wrath and fury. [Sorry Kim…8/21/13]

Air is not hard, and greens that are filled with air (‘aerified’) are not firm. [8/20/13]

A Superintendent who does not care about the turf, insults the profession; a Superintendent who cares more about the turf than the needs of his family, fills the earth with woe and sorrow. [8/19/13]

A Superintendent who does not care about the turf bedraggles the profession; a Superintendent who cares more about the turf than the needs of the poor and desperate mocks humanity. [8/18/13]

A wise Superintendent makes detailed plans for aerification; a foolish one plans to stick to his plans. [8/17/13]

The spoiled son of a prominent member will cause much frustration and agony; befriend him, and the misery will lessen. [8/16/13]