Author Archives: foolishsuperintendent

Nature is a servant to no one, but a host to all. [8/15/13]

A good education does not make a good Superintendent, but it certainly helps. [8/14/13]

A Superintendent who plays his course to relax and have fun is either a fool or a wise man. [8/13/13]

Letting staff play amongst the morning set-up crew is like increasing club profits by decreasing maintenance expenses. [8/12/13]

Poverty causes much groaning and misery, but wealth produces an incessant whine. [8/11/13]

A good irrigation system reduces drainage problems, and good drainage hides irrigation problems. [8/10/13]

The GCSAA (Golf Course Superintendent’s Association of America) is full of retired Superintendents, but woefully and shamefully void of men who retired as Superintendents. [8/9/13]

Amongst his staff and club members, a Superintendent walks in confidence and laughter, and in the shadows of the setting sun, as others depart for their homes, he dances with reckless abandon in awe of the magnificence of creation. [8/8/13]

Amongst his staff and club members, a Superintendent parades in confidence and laughter, but in the stillness of the receding sun, as others filter towards their homes, his lonely heart aches. [8/7/13]

Most Superintendents have one major weakness: they like being Superintendents. [8/6/13]